funny thing happened today...was gallavanting around central doing a shop report for my 3rd year fashion student when i took a break from running around to have some moroccan meatballs from good ol' leon...stood eating my balls and this lady and her family came up to me and started to speak (she was foreign):

"erm...can you...saaay...to me..where stonehenge?"

i stared at her blankly and blinked several times. STONEHENGE? what?! that's not even in london! that's not even in GREATER london! that's nowhere NEAR london! what is she on???

'erm..stonehenge? it's nowhere near here, it's quite far'

"you don't...know...where?"

'erm, i know it's very far away, it's not even in london. you're gonna have to take a train' or several, i thought.

the lady then turned to her husband and said some gobbledeegook and all i heard was 'train'...she then turns to me and says...

"you're not...not even...from...??" and i KNEW she wanted to say you're not even english so how would you know and her kids were eyeing me up and down like what would you know, you're foreign too, not a londoner.

strange.

random.

xxx